Punky Old Men

Something I saw today made me think. A couple of old guys walking down the street. One was around 90, the other somewhere around the 70 Mark. For one I'd like to know exactly the age a man stops "being" horny and starts "acting" frisky? I mean its grandpa, and grandpa can't be horny, especially with grandma, right? He has to "get" frisky, because frisky is sort of endearing, sort of like being spry instead of "on the go!" Where does he go to "get" frisky? Maybe the same place he goes to have a "nip," because he clearly doesn't drink anymore, right?

I kept wondering if the older of the two guys just thought the 70 year old was a punk. Like the 70 year old is like Tommy Dorsey this and Glen Miller that, and the 90 year old is like, whoa, junior, I just don't get the younger culture and their crazy music. Give me some Al Jolson, you punk-ass bee-otch!

Is the younger guy going, It's late for my afternoon nap, and the 90 year old is like, a nap? I've trying to take a good crap since Tuesday. and the young guy is like, it sucks getting old, everything hurts. the old guy frowns and says I haven't felt my legs in three years.

So then the younger guy says to the old guy, you were lucky, you didn't have to fight in Korea. I fought in World war II says the old guy. And as they're talking about that they see this twenty-something trying to hit on a girl across the street. They watch as she frowns, turns up her nose and walks away, leaving the kid looking dumb in the street.

Kids today, says the 90 year old, and the 70 something says if you could do it all over again, would ya? Only if I knew what I know now. Do it all over again, would ya, asks the 70 year old? Naw, says the 90 year old. Worked out all right, just wouldn't be so surprised by it all.