Oh how quickly a year goes by. Why it seems like just yesterday we were exchanging knowing glances, decorating the Orgasm tree with brightly colored condoms and planned parenthood literature.Everyone gathered around the fire-naked. Some of us just gathered alone and naked with a fifth of schnapps and a pecan log from the truck stop by the interstate. We were all in bed by eight and home by ten, with visions of old Saint Ron Jeremy...How the hells does he bend like that?
Have to say this one has been a favorite of mine since I was 11. I mean Christmas only lasts a few months at most, and after New Years all the joy and good tidings are over, until next year. But we can celebrate Orgasm Day everyday-twice on good days! Why there is a lady on my street corner (Every Friday night between 11 and 2 in the morning) I imagine must be enjoying dozens every night!
So happy International Orgasm Day everyone, and keep them coming. I know I'll enjoy the day. Oh, sorry, didn't get you anything-again.
I need a nap.
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